this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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