im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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