the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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