I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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