I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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