Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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