they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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