He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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