her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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