So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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