oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?