My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
operation have a gay friend backfired
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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