you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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