hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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