tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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