if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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