ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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