In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You need a sexual gate keeper
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
