I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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