white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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