CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The Olympian is in my bed
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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