? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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