No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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