And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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