I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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