At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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