And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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