Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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