I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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