yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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