I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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