butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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