Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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