it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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