Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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