so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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