lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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