Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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