Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
