Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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