Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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