You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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