Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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