Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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