I wanna passion pit in your ass
i barfeds in our rink
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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