I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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