i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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