you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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