You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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