look no pants
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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