He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize