no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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