Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
where does the pee come out of this thing
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Randomize
