She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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