Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have aggressive nipples.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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