Pappa wants mamma naked
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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