one two three fourrrrnication!
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do vagina's smell?
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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