How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
The air taste purple.
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