i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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