nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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