I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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