I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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