My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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