did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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